Caricature of Nate
1 Batt From Hell!
2 Don't Look at My Underwear
3 Unscrew the Light
4 Mishapen Head
5 Beaver Deaver
6 That Sounds Really Nice
7 Messing With the Brain
8 Hot to Trot
9 Jaaron Licked His Part
10 Tubes Coming Out Every Window
11 Penal Code Violation
12 My Head's Gone
13 Win one for the kids
14 Hiroshima
15 What Happening
About Nate
Like most people, Nate was born. Unlike most people was hatched from the nuclear ooze flowing down from Mt. Vesuvius. Which is braggable. As a child, Nate spent his time frolicking with Troglodytes, Gnomes, Dwarfs, Wizards, Mugglins, Goblins, Syths, Centaurs, Piglets, Cheneys, and other various and sundry mystical creatures.
During middle school Nate blossomed into a beautiful young... we'll not go there. It was during this time, Nate discovered his hidden talent which the doctors said was a jump in the genetic evolution (like the X-Men): levitating sleep talking and sleep walking. His parents hold many interesting and some disturbing instances of his ramblings and sleep walking episodes. In high school he was voted "Most Likely to become the world's most wasted resource" and "Most likely to become the best squid consumer."
Since high school, Nate has spent his time wandering the country. He's been spotted riding on horses, mopeds and even the occasional lawn mower. Whatever he can get his hands on terms of transportation, he uses. He's scuffled with some Storm Troopers, and even had the occasional run-in with Klingons (whose language he speaks fluently).
Finally, Nate decided to settle down and get his learnin' on. He started attending college where his Monk roommates learned that he had what they called, Demodreamonosis, or Demon possessed dreams. They tried to alleviate him of his possessedness. They tried all the normal religious customs: beating Nate in his sleep with hammers, slapping him while he sat in the fetal position with dead salmon, and even the occasional kool-aid enema did not seem to help. Finally, they thought, "if only we can get his conscious to see how unruly his subconscious is, we'll be able to cure him!" So, they began recording. Again, nothing happened. But the recording that came out of his escapades was often bizarre, funny, and weird (but usually a combination of all three).
So, whatever your into (sports, cock fighting, curling, and even huffing toilet seats), Nate's recordings probably have something that is relevant to you. That's because they cover a myriad of topics including dropping it like it's hot, light bulbs, licking parts, deeper tapers, Marty McFly, Irish folk talk, and even freestyle rap. So, listen away, there's probably something of interest in Nate's recordings for you. And when you listen, don't forget to rate his recordings. Nate likes to know which recordings you like the most.
[Really, Nate's a pretty normal guy. He's just giving you a peek into his psyche. We hope you enjoy his recordings as much as we have. If you'd like, drop him a line sometime.]
During middle school Nate blossomed into a beautiful young... we'll not go there. It was during this time, Nate discovered his hidden talent which the doctors said was a jump in the genetic evolution (like the X-Men): levitating sleep talking and sleep walking. His parents hold many interesting and some disturbing instances of his ramblings and sleep walking episodes. In high school he was voted "Most Likely to become the world's most wasted resource" and "Most likely to become the best squid consumer."
Since high school, Nate has spent his time wandering the country. He's been spotted riding on horses, mopeds and even the occasional lawn mower. Whatever he can get his hands on terms of transportation, he uses. He's scuffled with some Storm Troopers, and even had the occasional run-in with Klingons (whose language he speaks fluently).
Finally, Nate decided to settle down and get his learnin' on. He started attending college where his Monk roommates learned that he had what they called, Demodreamonosis, or Demon possessed dreams. They tried to alleviate him of his possessedness. They tried all the normal religious customs: beating Nate in his sleep with hammers, slapping him while he sat in the fetal position with dead salmon, and even the occasional kool-aid enema did not seem to help. Finally, they thought, "if only we can get his conscious to see how unruly his subconscious is, we'll be able to cure him!" So, they began recording. Again, nothing happened. But the recording that came out of his escapades was often bizarre, funny, and weird (but usually a combination of all three).
So, whatever your into (sports, cock fighting, curling, and even huffing toilet seats), Nate's recordings probably have something that is relevant to you. That's because they cover a myriad of topics including dropping it like it's hot, light bulbs, licking parts, deeper tapers, Marty McFly, Irish folk talk, and even freestyle rap. So, listen away, there's probably something of interest in Nate's recordings for you. And when you listen, don't forget to rate his recordings. Nate likes to know which recordings you like the most.
[Really, Nate's a pretty normal guy. He's just giving you a peek into his psyche. We hope you enjoy his recordings as much as we have. If you'd like, drop him a line sometime.]
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